I need a wee-wee. Vince: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? A spicy, carrot and coriander Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Crouton! Many men have searched for the egg of Mantumbi. Fossil: I want everyone to mind their P's and Q's. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. I slip into it like a peanut. It is the third Boosh episode to feature both members of Robots in Disguise. by Fleamoza June 17, 2006 Get the mighty boosh mug. Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. "Tusk", in its entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be heard. Howard Moon: [lifts cassette] No. [cuts to a game of Pong for a few seconds], Howard Moon: We've got to get a thousand Euros by midnight or we're dead! You know. Tony Harrison: How dare you! Vince Noir: Howard? Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! Vince Noir: Did you say mink? Bollo: Long time ago. Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. Lucien: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full. Fossil: [Doing impression of Howard] "Oh, I'm Howard Moon, I know how to read, I know all the animals names at the zoo" [Rubs Nipple] Yeah the pandas. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! Lucien: Because there's somethin' out there somethin' evil somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg [creepy music]. Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! Saboo considered Tony Harrison useless ("You know nothing of the crunch! Stopped him pressing accelerator. Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. Its fine. Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Howard Moon: Imagine the headlines. I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. The Hitcher: [in Victorian-Electro song] The past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. Vince: Oh yeah, I do the costumes, you do the music. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Original design based on the Nanageddon song by The Mighty Boosh, with color variation for black background Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Quick, run! Howard: New school? at any suggestion he does not agree with. Saboo: Kirk? Women respect that. In the summer of 1976 on the way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt on the pavement. It's true. Tony Harrison: Can we stop? But don't worry alright? Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. This video is currently unavailable. Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! Anthrax and Ebola - The Gothic girls (played by. Stretching on beyond the human imagination. Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with their flatmate, the Shaman Naboo's, most magic book. Bizarrap & Shakira - Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. Ultra Violets. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! There were loads of them on the front. Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. The Mighty Boosh. Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. Miso! Howard Moon remains where he is. Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! Howard: Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds. This is at least a mocha, OK? The Shaman Council assembles. It's true. It was too hot in L.A and he melted, like a pink b*tch. "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" It's a Sacred Robe! I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder! Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk. Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? What about the animals? Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP! It's delivered by ninjas. Howard: So, er just wanna say that erm it's great to have you on the show, great to be working with you. Vince: I know you're questioning the nature of reality, but are you really questioning it? Howard Moon: Yeah, he's gone a bit wrong. Circuit training to John Coltrane., Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo, Old Gregg: Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?, Vince: I dont pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!, Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!, Bob Fossil: Technically, youre not a Peeping Tom if its one of your relatives., Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot., Howard: I dont accessorize. Vince: Is it because youve got two hats on? Do you think with magic potion they will get record deal? [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose]. What goes around, comes around. Howard Moon: Well, I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me. Howard Moon: HA-HA! After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillips' magic carpet and left for Seattle. Who's gonna know? Having broken out of the Zoo-niverse, vain jazzman Howard and 1960s throwback Vince are free to embark on new adventures. Here's a song: Turn around. Vince Noir: [bleeped] F*** the animals! Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. Spider Dijon: Then why did she come home from work one day, huh, to find you with your guitar? You can't even reach the pedals, you cleft. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. "A miracle! This is something people like, this is something I can do; it's not just me! Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. If you need to move me around, I slide in the back like a peanut. Charlie is genius, right, he's made of a million pieces of old bubblegum. The final part of the show is a rock concert where the Boosh cast do a crimping medley, Nanageddon and Charlie. Elements of the past And elements. That's even worse! I am a summer soup Mm! Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Rudy Van Disarzio: This is a place free of those distractions. A desolate beach, a skeleton] Life is pain suicide is freedom Announcer: Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema. From the Mod Wolves to the Tundra Rap, they give us some really catchy music as well as comedy. Others call me Captain Margaret. The Mighty Boosh Moon Quotes The Mighty Boosh Bob Fossil Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you. 73. All a bit too busy. The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink, tight, warm belly pouch and they refused to come out. Howard Moon: Vince, you've gone wrong. Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you? I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice See production, box office & company info. Remember the pencil! Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil: [Bob Fossil starts dancing] And I need you now tonight! 27 brilliantly funny quotes from This Country Vince Noir: Yeah well that's nothing [pulls trousers down] Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get, fell asleep on them when I was pissed. Hamilton Cork: [to camera] Don't take me on, I'm a 29-er! Rudy: The balls test! The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! [turns to camera] Thank you. 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes Dixon Bainbridge: Naboo, are you in some shamanistic trance? We all die. Howard: Have you come about the croutons? All the features, jostling for position, yeah? Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. Marching towards me every day. Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! Privacy Policy. Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. But now I'm nu rave! Dennis: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals. But I dont feel offended, Amanda Abbington is too good for outdated comedy The Family Pile, Maternal could be the British Grey's Anatomy, How Ineos CEO Jim Ratcliffe made his money and if he could buy Man Utd, This week has shown Rishi Sunak is either an idiot or a coward, Do not sell or share my personal information. Just punch the big mouse. But I found another song about a train [plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme]., Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. He's a renowned ram-raider. They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. You fear jazz! Vince: They never found his body? We'll be holding on forever! Nanageddon. Daltrey doesn't hoover for no one. Anyway, I got a question for ya. Ooo. That's the scribblings of a retard, Vince. "Minky Monthly". The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Good choice. And of course, these excellent new names. Play like you've never played before! Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?, Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray known to man. Mmm. If a wolf approaches, you simply punch it on the nose. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes Fortunately they are able to defeat her. Charlie was racked with guilt. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! A poncho-sombrero combo. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? But I'm gonna protect you boy. The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Vince Noir: [grabbing book] Look at this one! Saboo: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind? Rudy Van Disarzio: They are selfish men. Juli 2005 und dem 30. The Mighty Boosh is a classic comedy which reflects the broadcast standards, language and attitudes of its time. 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks? This first season of The Mighty Boosh TV show gives us a good introduction to the Boosh and their surreal world. 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners Vince Noir: Giving him something to read. That wasn't me! The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 serie streaming ita The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 altadefinizione sub italiano The song Nanageddon from Episod. Folksinger: I twined her in my twisted beard we walked among the standing stones the light was fading on our match so we stopped for lemon barley drinks Jurgen Haabemaster: [Howard is watching a Black & White Art Film. Howard Moon: Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaaaa / Check him out. Don't run around the house in a little car. Oh my Gooooooooooood! It burns. Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! He urinated in my face, and [turns to camera] we've seen all this. Howard: [Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Howard: Oh yeah, yeah twice I read it, erm once the original and then in the paperback. I know how to deal with them. Vince Noir: [Tommy repeats song] Is that your hero? The 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team Members of the Board of Shaman seated at the table are (from left to right) Noel Fielding's mother (Green faced witch), Noel Fielding's Nephew (Kirk), Julian Barratt (Head of the Board of Shaman), Richard Ayoade (Saboo), Noel Fielding (Tony Harrison), Julian Barratt's father (Old warlock). Vince: "Colon explorer"? Which The Mighty Boosh Character Are You? Bob Fossil: The brown little hand foot man. Vince: Get off, gettin' them in the right order. Thanks. Saboo (Richard Ayoade) sat in the Board of Shaman, and was party to the decision regarding Naboo's fate, after Naboo lost control of his Black Magic Book. Imagine that. Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Vince: Why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar? It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Tony Harrison: Come on! Howard Moon: My hair just doesn't grow very fast. Rudy: My name is Rudy. Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. Carrot and coriander. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Soup! Bob Fossil: "Oh! We cut through the night like a windscreen wip-ing you away, like raindrops, don't mess with the boys! You must dine with us and try the local delicacy. C'mon. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated immediately; it was air tight in there. The Hitcher: [singing] Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea! You and your wife must go without me., Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space., Spider Dijon: Now Im going to rewind you-like the bitch you are!, Vince Noir : You havent seen my mate Howard, have you? [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. Miso! Studying in Australia, immigration consultants in Chandigarh Read More. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Rudy Van Disarzio: It doesn't look like anything. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. - Black Elk. Saboo: Live your life? Sometimes life can take a serious turn, colours can fade to black Howard Moon: So if you're feeling blue John the Baptist: [wearing Dark Glasses] because someone's been copying you Jesus: [also wearing Dark Glasses] you don't automatically have to sue Rudy Van Disarzio: Put away those fiery biscuits! Elanor: We're too old to be playing these games! Tony Harrison: I can't drive! What is Yorkshire? He sounds like a dick. He is his own man! Rudy: No need to say anything, just kiss my balls. Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. And it ain't purty! Vince Noir: You're in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare! "The Mighty Boosh Quotes." The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? Many have failed. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley You've liquified me, you slags." Tony Harrison : "It's an outrage. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. It'll turn you into musical geniuses. Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd just killed fifty Inuits, no one needs that. That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". And keep him at bay with your jab alright? An unusual haircut 2. Order up some violent quiche., Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. Do it again, and I'll come at you like a buzzard. Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? Vince and Howard successfully steal the spellbook, but Nanatoo corners them in their apartment. You proved your point, in song format! Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. Vince Noir: [pauses. Yorkshire is a state of mind., Howard: Where did you get those sunglasses from? They were off in a shot. Ooo. Thug #1: Thing about Ricky is hats do suit him. The writing and overall style of the show has now completely evolved into something coherent and interesting. This, my friend, is Jazz Funk. Im Howard Moon. The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. I couldnt really find that. Australian: His balls mate, grab his flamin' balls. Howard Moon: I'm not interested in your stupid dreams. Howard Moon: [wistfully] Remember the time we had that soup? The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue. Quiz. There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face you know? [sighs in resignation]. Vince Noir: [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat? Howard Moon: That's not a novel. Destination: Alaska. Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. If you need to move me around I slot in the back like a peanut! Naboo: Three hours. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . There's a simple truth to you. In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. I've just been riding a porpoise. Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick. Nanageddon: Season 2, Episode 3 Airdate: August 9, 2005 Written by: Julian Barratt . Series 2: 3. Obsessed with travel? Howard Moon: How dare you? Before now the guys seemed to be throwing around ideas, experimenting with this and that, which worked some times and at others didn't. Howard Moon: "The Face"? Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. Howard Moon: No. Despite his lack of a torso or limbs, he allegedly has a gift for strategy. Chilli chowder. Lucien: Ol' Gregg. Howard: Something wrong with you, you know that don't you? Tommy: Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discrete. Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. The Mighty Boosh Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? Good for your digestive system. Will he get out? August 9, 2005. Montgomery Flange: [Howard has "The Chokes" again] You're a good actor, Howard! Check out our mighty boosh quotes selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our digital prints shops. Im Howard Moon. She kills a lad with the edge of a bus pass and Saboo by tying him up in a rapidly-knitted scarf, before skewering him with knitting needles. Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! Quotes Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. It was air-tight in there. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? 25 of the most outrageous Summer Heights High quotes Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. Vince: Wait 'till you hear your introduction, come on [reassuring Howard]. Howard Moon: The mixture. Soup, soup a spicey. Stop. I'm blazin'! Naboo: I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. The Hitcher: [randomly playing chords on the piano] EELS! Can't catch what don't exists. Dixon Bainbridge: I understand it took Howard Moon one month to grow that moustache. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. Vince Noir: Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right? In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. My hat's on fire! Spider Dijon: This is all like Woodstock all over again. [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Minky Monthly. The green shape, was frozen. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! What about smoke machines? Howard Moon: Thats a pretty big mood swing. All mouth Julian Barratt and. 31. He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. My father warn us. I couldn't really find that. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. Suck on that sub section. Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. Of course, it is all MP3 now. Rudy: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. Howard Moon: I can't believe you're saying that. Vince Noir: All right! Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? Miso! ----- NANAGEDDON - The Mighty Boosh ----- Tabbed by: stonegolem13 Tuning: Standard (EADGBe) I've tabbed both bass and guitar here:- e . 18 Jan. 2023. 45 points 1 comments. I can't hear my internal TomTom. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Naboo: Either that or I'll work in Dixon's, I haven't decided. Ape of Death: Yeah, but you bummed that fox. Howard. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? Tony Harrison: [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake] Dennis, you dinlo, what the f*** are you doing? Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Started HOOFIN' the public. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe you'll take this place a bit more seriously now. Lead Shaman: You shall go with Tony Harrison there. Thug #1: I like your hat, man. You've never even been to the crunch. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Vince: Come on, it's just hype, you'll get the same treatment. Saboo then tracked down Nanatoo, along with Howard and Vince, at the bingo hall. Vince Noir: Just calm down and tell me what happened. Howard Moon: Er, no. What's wrong with you? Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Sitcom Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio OH! Frequently Tony shouts, "This is an outrage!" 27min. Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. Howard: They never found Tommy's body, so under zoo regulation 409 subsection C, he's technically still the owner of the zoo and you can't sell it. He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. Howard Moon: No. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man. Like what, "Have you seen my light blue trousers? Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. Never stop questioning the nature of reality. Howard: Having fun are you? Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. "Rumours.". In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. Theres a simple truth to me., Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit., Vince: Imagine that! There were loads of 'em on the front. I like that book. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Circumference? Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. And separately, they are both brilliant as well. What do you want to lay down? It was too hot in L.A, and he melted like a pink bitch. The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. No drive too fast for there are speed camera on A49 but Chiko crazy. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! Kirk is a member of the Board of Shaman convened to discipline Naboo for losing the Book of Black Magic. It's all part of the ritual. Howard Moon: Sorry, I thought that was your look. Saboo, you slag! Piper Twins: Oh yea! It hurts! [Howard switches it off]. It was Chiko. I behaved like a t*t. I was having problems coping with stardom. The Moon: Heey! North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie. [to Hamilton Cork, who is no longer in character] Now look, I invited you on the show out of the kindness of my heart. [smiles]. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! 50 of Terry Wogan and Graham Nortons most scathing Eurovision quotes See this pouch? 4,942 views, added to favorites 22 times. You know what it is about this place, that can get to a man? A concept is formulating! With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! Howard Moon: How's it going with you anyway in the pop band? Flying Saucers. You blind? I'm the moon. "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. My hats on fire! Like um, like a garage. Come on. Howard: I don't need a funny little hair-do for that. Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. I am a summer soup. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Vince: Hey Naboo. NO! Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Bob Fossil: Technically, you're not a Peeping Tom if it's one of your relatives. Prepare to die, you prancing tit! EELS! Vince: They are novels, they're novelettes. I saw the mighty boosh last night and I laughed so hard I melted. Played by Dee Plume's nephew. Rudy Van Disarzio: My wife was like all women: strange and evil! It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs? Right? That's it. Get involved. How do you Kill-A-Roo? Remember the pencil! The Hitcher: Aagh! You see a peanut? It isn't small, it's the big one! Howard: Can you really? 27 of Sarah Millicans laugh out loud jokes What have you been doing? Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! We all dream but do we really dream? The moon. Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! I am Gespatio. 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