The monologue ends with a great punchline when an incredulous George asks, You did all this for a pinky toe? and Kramer quips, Well, its a valuable appendage.. KRAMER: Yeah, on one hand he's smart with rockets and on the other part GEORGE: Why? What are some of your favorite memories from the show? Stop here. Wave to the cart people, Timmy. You\'ll receive the next newsletter in your inbox. . Newman for once evolves into a good samaritan and tells Jerry that Kassem is giving away his remaining soup. us. . But love is truly blind, Elaine, and as the days went on, working closer and closer together, that sweet smell of honey in the air, I knew I had to have that horrible creature. built the rocket. CLERK: Can I help you guys with anything? Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Sometimes he'd succeed and at other times, his scheming and planning would fall through. Now, we are lucky to have women like Elaine everywhere, but its easy to forget who started it all. The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. Seinfeld as we know it now was made by Elaine. She skipped around a lot on the last two seasons during a recent rewatch. Say, speaking of bathrooms, in Seinfelds fifth season, Elaine had an awkward run-in with a woman in the bathroom stall next to her who adamantly and unreasonably refuses to spare a square of toilet paper. What do you think? Where're you going? The writers seemed to have a lot of fun writing forPeterman. The Hollywood Reporter is a part of Penske Media Corporation. Definitely freezing. When Jerry refuses, Newman boils with rageand warns his neighborof his impending doom. She coins the term sponge-worthy, to mean a man worthy of using up a sponge, interrogating potential sexual partners on their sponge-worthiness (You gonna do something about your sideburns?) and once again entering a phrase into our lexicon. Its less about the politics around fur as she says to George, Eh, anti-fur. This hat says to the world "I would rather . KRAMER: George, there's a news stand right over there. In "The Lip Reader," Newman suspectsthe newpostal service supervisor who works behinda glassof scheming against him. Wooh! People In The Couch, she meets a man and believes theyre in love. Come on, let's go. ELAINE: No, no it's not fair. While this doesn't stop George from pursuing Susan, Elaine does show that she can understand a complicated situation. In the season 7 premiere The Engagement, Jerry makes a pact with George to get married and have kids when they start to wonder if theres more to life. Took. Freebies. That was nothing. And the heat my God, the heat!, Before the sponge (see: No. They're going in first with the last Bobka. Is someone somewhere saying to their friend, "You should see my doctor, he's the worst. You and your good-time buddies. This . Elaine doesn't mince her words, and in "The Apology," when Jerry asks for her honest opinion on what's wrong with his body, she immediately tells him: "chicken wing shoulder blades." When he. I used to sit in my chair and I would watch him. Is it possible that a head could reject a hair transplant? I was on my own series at the time, a sitcom called A Whole New Ballgame. What are we getting'? our new neighbor Linda was". There's the bakery. GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. Then you want me to wait? . In a featurette packaged with the special features in the Season 6 DVD release of "Seinfeld," Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld explained the true story of . of their hair than me. Ever keen to quell her friends paranoia, Elaine chips in: Ive yada yadad sex. It leads to this all-timer of an exchange: ELAINE: I met this lawyer, we had dinner, we had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.JERRY: But you yada yada-d over the best part!ELAINE: No, I mentioned the bisque. Let's get another one. Like it's a ride. It was brilliant. double-parking. RELATED:Seinfeld's 10 Most Self-Aware Episodes, At first, Kramer unloads everything he dislikes about his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend: You sit around here all day. YOU SOLD ME A CAKE WITH What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. . 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I'm a little scared of her. What was the casting process like for Seinfeld? Is their office screwed to the back of a flatbed truck going down the highway or something? sense to me now. From George's beached whale story to Kramer's thoughts on marriage, Seinfeld has some of the most memorable sitcom monologues of all time. The deceit comes to a head when George and his new beau are walking on the beach and stumble across a beached whale. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. GEORGE: I'm cold too. Back at George's train, he is . Elaine: Devastating. Still, things end up going awry: When the man next to her in coach falls asleep, she, in a perfect showcase of that infamous Elaine Benes tact, screams HEY! down his ear. GEORGE: Maybe it's not even stupidity. I'm In "The Old Man," when Newman and Kramer asked Jerry if he had any old records lying around for their latest get-rich-quick scheme,George wasprompted to ask what Newman did for a living. Close. quite like a hat with a flap. Its like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom: is it all right if I use the bathroom now!?. Now what if I'm walking? Where did you come up with all that stuff? a dismayed Jerry asks. CLERK: What I this a hundred? Following a dog with a little scooper. of here? People will be These classic Elaine Benes moments prove Julia Louis-Dreyfus was "Queen of the Castle" on Seinfeld. Naturally, she does. [Jerry gets up] What, what happened to you? ELAINE: You sold us a hair with a cake around it. and taste my coffee! JERRY: It's pathetic. Your lawyer should insist on it. In one of the shows most iconic riffs, George gets paranoid that his new girlfriend is yada yada-ing around important topics like, uh, having sex with her ex-boyfriend. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. The end of season 7's "The Soup Nazi" is one of those rare Seinfeld times when Newman and Jerry aren't at each other's throats. Well, youre weak spineless a man of temptations but what tempts you?, Newman finally reveals his line of work in The Old Man. When George asks what Newman does, he proudly announces, Im a United States postal worker., George asks why theres such a high crime rate in Newmans profession and it triggers a meltdown: Because the mail never stops! This years inductees also include new-jack-swing producer Teddy Riley and Taylor Swift co-writer Liz Rose. minutes for you people? Elaine's dating life allowed the show to go in a more serious direction. Sadly, most of them were cut from the show. #6: Elaine's Angry Inner Monologue "The Subway" Since Seinfeld is set in New York City, we were bound to get an episode set on the sprawling subway system. JERRY: My stomach, I , I think it was that cookie. ELAINE: No, we've already got this. Now why is that a cake? JERRY: You're pretty comfortable up there eh. Do you know what that means? have the heat in my skull rather than anything society could possibly Now come on. Elaine is stubborn,something that usually lands her in hot water especially so here, when she lies to her boss to go to a Yankees game with George and sit in the owners box. Another funny Elaine moment from Seinfelds third season did not require her to say a word. But my manager never canceled the audition. The money is the cut Peterman monologue, lost from the Friar's Club episode featuring Rob Schneider as the hard of hearing co-worker that Peterman believes is making romance with Elaine. You see what I'm saying? GEORGE: You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude? I once had a hair in my Farina and I freaked out. That's their specialty. hair for some phlegm. SOVIET SCUM. Elaine never gives up, like a true role model. JERRY: You are. Jerry is suspected of mail fraud in "The Package," and Newman, who's in charge of the investigation sees it as a perfect opportunity to nail his nemesis. They gave me a copy of the catalog. Imagine Her relationship with him, and especially her attraction to him, is notable mainly because its so ridiculous. Famously, NBC ordered Seinfeld creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld to add a principal female character to the cast of the show after feeling it was too "male . thing's useless. You see what I'm saying? Sign up for THR news straight to your inbox every day. ELAINE: Your views on race relations are fascinating. Once again, Jerry refuses and Newman threatens him with dire consequences. Everyone turned to me and said looks like you have a job now.. As is seen, Elaine drives Yev Kassem out of business by threatening to publish his soup recipes, and the 2 neighbors are equally hurt. As is seen, Elaine drives Yev Kassem out of business by threatening to publish his soup recipes, and the 2 neighborsareequally hurt. Elaine's electronic organizer injures a person after being launched from a limo by a Russian novelist. Okay, let me out. GEORGE: Ah, great. At the end of "The Label Maker," Jerry and Newman are sittingtogether at the Super Bowl. leave everyone horrified, but it takes Elaine seeing herself on tape to realize the true depravity of her dancing, which George aptly calls a full-body dry heave set to music.. JERRY: No, really, let's get another one. What do you need a paperweight for? "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. A pair of jeans and an Oxford button down and sneakers. is richer and fruitier. JERRY: What are we going to do now. She even tries infiltrating a first class spot and just barely succeeds before being forced back into a sleepless nightmare at 30,000 feet. is better than Pepsi. Quote from Jerry. As opposed to a Beaujolais which do an op-ed piece for the Times. This is themonologuethat was cut: Elaine, I too am no stranger to love on the clock. Elaine, you just do it. She was getting pissed off because of he was putting everything onto her that was supposed to be his. I hope we didn't slow you down. Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. When Costanza tries to come with her, Elaine responds with the classic line: Im sorry weve already got a George.. . In season 5s The Fire, Georges cowardice is hilariously contrasted with Kramers heroism. We got wine. Let's go but something. George: I just don't like the ideas that every time there is a dinner Elaine wisely tells George that she can tell that he doesn't have real or genuine feelings for Susan. NEXT: 10Seinfeld Episodes That'll Never Get Old. ELAINE: Wait, wait a second are, are you Barbara Benedict? ELAINE: We waited fifteen minutes for this. Still dressed in her nightgown and sporting unruly hair, Elaine has a fervent and glazed expression. ELAINE: You know I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile. JERRY: I feel like I'm going to throw up. We all scurry out of the way like worthless peasants. *Sorry, there was a problem signing you up. KRAMER: "I know this is going to sound like a crazy fantasy but Back in 1989, women like her were not on TV. Newman and Jerry's exchange of hellos was a tell-tale indicator of their hostility. KRAMER: Because I don't like to carry my wallet. bottle of wine. "Somehow she (Elaine) got a hold of his recipes and she says she's gonna drive him out of business. death penalty for double-parking. ELAINE: Sorry? Always ahead of her time, Elaine was talking openly about birth control when it was still a pretty taboo topic on TV. and running. They are hysterically funny. As always, its appearance over substance, as she tries to get him to sharpen up a little: Cant you at least look like a successful Communist?. GEORGE: All right we got the wine. I said,It sounds a little bit like a 40s radio drama combined with a little bit of a bad Charles Kuralt. KRAMER: That will make great dinner party conversation. I love it but don't think it has anything to do with the real JS. However, when they finally consummate their relationship, Elaine ultimately decides that Billy is not sponge-worthy after all. I cant live without you, Ill do anything!. "Ooh, it's cart people. as soon as I get there I'm going to tell everyone what a jerk you are. Can you comprehend it? ELAINE: Oh, wait a minute. Bubble boy? Newman for once evolves into a good samaritan and tellsJerrythat Kassem is giving awayhis remaining soup. Yknow that little stamp, the one that says New York Public Library? What's in it?" You, whatever your name is. Now,Newmancould have kept it simple, but he had to crank his performance up a notch, prompting the judge to ask if his over-the-top performance was really necessary. And no numbers for you, youre a word man. The female body is a work of art, Elaine explains. But listen let me tell you something He's the absolute worst there is. Saddam Hussein, we're not really sure. I love the black and JERRY: Because I had a bad experience with a hair when I was younger. GEORGE: We bought the wine here before, but now we're blocked in by some Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. ELAINE: Hey, what about your vomit streak? Those skid stops he did were never the same. Elaine also managed to cause problems in her love life and her professional life by the same means in one of the all-time best Seinfeld episodes, The Opposite. After offending her hospitalized boyfriend, Jake Jarmel (Marty Rackham), by stopping for Jujyfruits before visiting him after his car accident, the chewy candy later prevents her from warning a sick Mr. Lippman (Richard Fancy) that he forgot his handkerchief right before an important meeting that immediately goes south, resulting in the end of Pendant Publishing. JERRY: Where's the heat in this car? I bought them two tickets to theKaramazovBros. Originally I said no. The pair break up and get back together a ton over the course of the series, to the point where Elaine makes a bet with Jerry that shes not going to do it again in The Voice. But she does again, and again, and again, with the relationship producing some of her finest moments on the series. Nothing compares with the paperweight as a bad gift. . When Jerry finds out, hes also disturbed and the men are all left fighting to hear the tape again, despite knowing its Elaine. ", And I love the sign in the airplane bathroom. They get out How did they do the first transplant? ELAINE: Wow. Noisey caught up with the now-retired "Seinfeld" composer Jonathan Wolff to find out how he crafted the iconic music, which was different for each episode.Wolff used Seinfeld's opening monologue in every episode as the melody for the changing theme. Nobody takes better care She puts up with it until he calls her Suze, which she finds unacceptable. Horrified, she asks Puddy: Youre going to wear this all the time?, The gang attempting air travel never goes well, and in The Airport, Jerry and Elaine have to fly home to New York from St. Louis together. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. a man on the moon . Were Making Nepo-Baby Merch for Actual Babies. David and Seinfeld were both keen never to reignite Jerry and Elaines love story, but they still felt pressure from studio heads to revisit their past liaisons. Are they typing up in the crow's nest of a clipper ship? In The Stand-In, Louis-Dreyfus gets around pesky TV censorship rules first with a hilarious wide-eyed stare at the it he took out, and then again with brilliant, deliberate emphasis when she explains the whole thing to Jerry. ELAINE: You think I should go ask her for hers? I was out having drinks with my manager that night, crying in my beer, and during that time Larry Davids office had called my manager. At an important ceremony honoring Morty, she takes a few too many, acting goofily and screaming STELLA!! GEORGE: It's a funeral procession. As if it makes difference, like you're going to go, "Oh that flight. What are you doing (to Jerry KRAMER: George, George, Get a Penthouse Forum. This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot. Shes horrified when he replaces the fur jacket with an 8-ball jacket, proving that it really wasnt all about animal rights, and cementing that iconic shallowness. 11) there Elaines diaphragm and her consistent ability to put her foot in it. GEORGE: Hey, hey What are you doing? Elaine's internal monologue in the sauna is great. ELAINE: Oh my god. Nothing is harder for Elaine than biting her tongue for the greater good. From Georges beached whale story to Kramers thoughts on marriage, Seinfeld has some of the most memorable sitcom monologues of all time. . The shove the entire visual of someone so tiny, shaking all her tall friends in their place never fails to be funny. After Seinfeld finished, he perpetrated one of TV historys most meta moments ever when in 2001 he bought a sizable stake in the real J. Peterman Co. and co-owns it with John Peterman, the man he played on television for years. Kramer Breaks Up With Ellen (And Then Reunites With Her) Can you stop off at the bakery? This is clear in The Susie, when Peterman believes that Susie and Elaine are two different people (theyre not). At a company party, Elaine is put out that nobody else is dancing, so she decides to get the party started, much to Georges embarrassment. Benes. He continues, "One winsome tulip we ceaselessly yearn for throughout our dreary, workaday lives. Back at his apartment, Kramer assures Jerry, There isnt., What follows is a hysterically blunt take on the time-tested but overrated institution of marriage: You wake up in the morning shes there. Its not even funny. And it doesnt read funny. Which made him even more fun. Ah, the subway. The show was ordered to series by NBC on the condition that they added a woman, and thus Julia Louis-Dreyfus was cast as Elaine Benes, Jerrys ex-lover and current friend. I ", "He's the best. No labels, Jerry. Theres never a let-up, its relentless. make up stories to get ahead in line at bakeries. So they said, "Why don't we just pound each other for forty-five minutes? . Youve decided theyre talented, so you might as well tell the world. "And therein lies the tragedy. 9 Reply Gamblor14 6 hr. Instead, Elaine ends up at Jerrys apartment, where she recounts to him and George (Jason Alexander) her record-breaking trek to the airport that was interrupted by a five-car pile-up, resulting in another day spent with her unwanted guest. You see what I'm saying? There are only two seats left one in first class, and one in coach, where Elaine gets stuck after Jerry claims she cant miss first class if shes never had it. Its no secret that Elaine is difficult its part of her charm. This guy's the best." My office set was next to Jerrys apartment. She is particularly concerned about the media portrayals of gender, class, race, and sexuality on television, their intersectionality, and ultimately how audiences perceive each of these constructs. Kramers B-plot in the controversial episode The Dog sees him attempting to break up with his girlfriend Ellen, then desperately pleading with her to take him back all shot from Ellens point-of-view. Magoo, legend in his own mind character kind of started. Things you buy through our links may earnNew Yorka commission. I, I know you. having sex with AMPUTEES! And whenever a friend refers a doctor they say, "Make sure that you tell him that you know me." have my wallet. ELAINE: You know we were here ahead of you. cold. This whole monologue culminating in the reveal of Kramers golf ball is one of the single greatest pieces of acting in television history. You would be gone for the rest of eternity. He's moving out of the country, moving to Argentina. It's February. like no other hat makes. And I did. The misfortune convinces her she has assumed an existence similar to George, who has instead been on top of the world since adopting a new way of life. Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. Junior.. . put up your . Seinfeld Elaine Monologue - YouTube A monologue of when Elaine is upset about her neighbor ignoring her in Seinfeld the TV series. Cancelled is the answer, actually. Things make perfect That said, John Mulaney laughed big and hard at the first 30 seconds., 8 Great Audiobooks to Listen to This Month. SEINFELD -- Season 9 -- Pictured: (l-r) Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld (Photo by Andrew Eccles/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) Few television theme songs are as widely known and distinct as the opening music from " Seinfeld ." Their behavior gave rise to a strong reaction and Newman felt obligated to defend his challenging work environment saying, "Because the mail never stops. GEORGE: Does the heater even work in this car? GEORGE: Why don't you just get some Ring Dings at the liquor store? In that light, she strongly suggests you pick up Said's Orientalism or Beauvoir's Second Sex. Cinnamon. As George marches out to sea to save the whales life using expertise he doesnt really have, the shot dissolves to Monks Caf, where hes telling the story to Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer. ), and the ordeal even turns into a story in the paper. ELAINE: No noo no, we just bought this. Why didn't you get chocolate? . JERRY: Oh, take it back. GEORGE: All right, all right. I don't have to tell you she was a knock KRAMER: Okay. This is the monologue that was cut: Elaine, I too am no stranger to love on the clock. Seinfeld has been described as a show about nothing memorably riffed by George in the season 4 episode, "The Pitch." However, anyone who has watched the classic '90s sitcom knows there was a. Out., Elaine is so good, and so timeless, because she shreds all of the expectations for women and women characters of her time. 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